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(Source: thedanhowell)

danhowellsbitch:

PHIL WHAT!!!!

I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!

(Source: donatellaversaces)

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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(Source: veryraresecrete)

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

(Source: thepowergame)

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

agelessdaughter:

the eleventh tribute → [1/5] outfits
↳ no outfit lol

"Doctor, why are you naked?"
"Because  I’m going to church!"

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

allonsyelize:

Come on he can’t loose to the guy from 50 Shades!

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

(Source: daanhowell)

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

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